Hey there. Sorry for the slight delay in
Sensationalising.
But today's blurtings are of a different nature.
You see. Interesting things go on around us, and we often just regard it as gossip. But really, there are lessons to be learnt everywhere
Just like Aesop who taught us that life lessons could be learnt from other people's mistakes, the same concept can be applied to our 21st century life.
And so....I am proud to introduce....:
Fables Of the 21st Century #1
Here, is the tale between two people. People whom you may or may not know fairly well. Let us explore their seemingly mundane lives and see what we can get out of it.
Note: Any resembles are purely coincidental.
Cough Cough
Lioness, Mosquito and the Iphone
"Lioness" and "mosquito" were good class mates. From maths to physics, they always seemed to help one another with equations that don't make any sense. But mosquito saw lioness more than just a mate for mucking around. He wanted something else.....In recognising the need to talk more to Lioness, Mosquito hastily followed the latest craze in telecommunications and bought himself a snazzy iphone.
“Ring-Ring!”
“Who is it?” the lioness answered.
“Why it’s your good friend mosquito!”
Tumbleweed rolled outside Lioness’ bedroom window.
“Hey I have to go now…I’ll see you at school tomorrow.”
Mosquito was mad as malaria. Nobody rejects a call from a $600 dollar iphone!
Mosquito summoned his natural instincts, and veraciously bugged Lioness’ socio- telecommunication life.
“Hey there Ms. Fickle Feline.”
“er..hang on…I’m just coughing a furball…..”
“Wassup my raunchy kitty!”
“Er…my house is on fire…”
“What’s a sexy pussy like you doing on a Friday night?”
“I’m friggen pregnant! Do you get my drift!?”
Mosquito thrived upon bugging his host. But then, Telstra sent him their monthly “gift”
Mosquito was last seen wrapped and suffocated around his $900 dollar phone bill.
What we’ve learnt today: Lioness’ can be brutal. But Telecommunication companies are deadly.
What the hell kind of crack are you on? Ho ho ho!
ReplyDeleteshaun please don't tell me you spent 3 hours on that foto.
ReplyDeleteAnd that mosquito has cool hair
LOL SHAUn
ReplyDeleteYEAH I GET IT :D
HILARIOUS
And nice ps-job :O Very good
BAHAHA =)
ReplyDeletemad as malaria xD
well at least SOME people get it haha unlike stupid topher x)
can't wait for your next fable :)
Haha.
ReplyDeleteYay! some people did get it in the end....phew...
And yes. that was a 3 hr photoshop job.
I'll tease u with the next fable....
It'll be along the lines of "The Bullant and the butterfly..."
HURRY SHAUN> HURRY I WANT TO READ
ReplyDeletei want more fables.
ReplyDeleteand next time don't tell me who they are. i wanna guess xD