Sunday, September 6, 2009

A little Bit of Un....

Sorry for the short

and
trivial nature of this post.


But this week has been almost flabberghasting.


Plus. I'm way to tired to be recounting in the normal conventional blog style.



So here's my thoughts this week in a totally non copyrighted, satirical nutshell......



Stupid blogspot...compress the quality and the size of the pic....

Seriously. Lighten up people.



Oh. And if you hear that NRMA is suing a blogger for using copyrighted material. You'll know exactly what happened....

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fables Of the 21st Century

Hey there. Sorry for the slight delay in

Sensationalising.


But today's blurtings are of a different nature.


You see. Interesting things go on around us, and we often just regard it as gossip. But really, there are lessons to be learnt everywhere

Just like Aesop who taught us that life lessons could be learnt from other people's mistakes, the same concept can be applied to our 21st century life.



And so....I am proud to introduce....:

Fables Of the 21st Century #1




Here, is the tale between two people. People whom you may or may not know fairly well. Let us explore their seemingly mundane lives and see what we can get out of it.


Note: Any resembles are purely coincidental.

Cough Cough


Lioness, Mosquito and the Iphone

"Lioness" and "mosquito" were good class mates. From maths to physics, they always seemed to help one another with equations that don't make any sense. But mosquito saw lioness more than just a mate for mucking around. He wanted something else.....In recognising the need to talk more to Lioness, Mosquito hastily followed the latest craze in telecommunications and bought himself a snazzy iphone.

“Ring-Ring!”

“Who is it?” the lioness answered.

“Why it’s your good friend mosquito!”

“Oh...”


Tumbleweed rolled outside Lioness’ bedroom window.


“Hey I have to go now…I’ll see you at school tomorrow.”

Mosquito was mad as malaria. Nobody rejects a call from a $600 dollar iphone!

Mosquito summoned his natural instincts, and veraciously bugged Lioness’ socio- telecommunication life.


“Hey there Ms. Fickle Feline.”

er..hang on…I’m just coughing a furball…..”


“Wassup my raunchy kitty!”

“Er…my house is on fire…”


What’s a sexy pussy like you doing on a Friday night?”

“I’m friggen pregnant! Do you get my drift!?”




Mosquito thrived upon bugging his host. But then, Telstra sent him their monthly “gift”

Mosquito was last seen wrapped and suffocated around his $900 dollar phone bill.


What we’ve learnt today: Lioness’ can be brutal. But Telecommunication companies are deadly.